finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”
this makes me so sad.
i live in north ga and they taught us abstinence but no sex ed
Reblogging aggressively. Some publishers will throw your manuscript into the slush pile or, worse, the trash if you don’t follow their desired format. Spec fic publishers are especially strict about manuscript formatting.
Also reblogging aggressively.
but mom shinji ikaris only fourteen and misato lets him say the f word
YOU REMEMEBR THIS PRETTY CROSS DRESSING KID WHO COMMITtED SUICIDE???
and omg bullying is horrible damn it
turns out he isn’t dead. somebody stole his e-mail and started the whole thing.
OHTHANKGOD THIS HOT LITTLE CUTIE IS ALIVE THE WORLD IS A BRIGHTER PLACE
so my friends son is going through puberty earlier than his classmates and it was freaking him out a bit so she sat him down and explained how his body was going to change and that its supposed to happen and at the end she was like “are you confused about anything?” and hes like “just one thing”
and shes thinking “oh no hes going to ask me about sex i just know it”
and he says “i just dont understand modern art”
THIS KID HAS GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
You are the future
I promised myself if this hit my dash again I’d reblog it. I miss this show.
I’ve always wanted to eat at Bueno Nacho.